Anonymous asked: Can Derrick climb a moose's antlers?
Yes, but climbing squirrel is tricky since it keeps flying around.
Anonymous asked: Can he climb himself?
Don’t be filthy.
Anonymous asked: Can Derrick climb giraffes?
You bet giraffe he can.
Anonymous asked: can you climb Green Lantern's box office sales?
One need only take a light step.
DEFEATED BY HIS OWN HUBRIS
smellytampon asked: Derrick, can you hold my hand and climb a mountain?
It is recommended that when climbing, one uses both hands for the actual act of climbing. Of course, if it is a small mountain, perhaps. Safety is important.
CAN’T DERRICK CLIMB THIS TABLE?
This might be tricky!
chupicron asked: Here's one, how about the Black Gate of Mordor?
Yes, but really, being constantly watched while doing so is very disconcerting.
montypla asked: Can he climb so high that his drill pierces the heavens?
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DRILL
jet-judo asked: Can Derrick climb the mast of a schooner?
He’d have climbed the schooner sooner, if it weren’t for a crooner in a tuner.