What Can't Derrick Climb?

Can Derrick climb a moose's antlers?

Anonymous

Yes, but climbing squirrel is tricky since it keeps flying around.

Can he climb himself?

Anonymous

Don’t be filthy.

Can Derrick climb giraffes?

Anonymous

You bet giraffe he can.

can you climb Green Lantern's box office sales?

Anonymous

One need only take a light step.

DEFEATED BY HIS OWN HUBRIS

Derrick, can you hold my hand and climb a mountain?

smellytampon

It is recommended that when climbing, one uses both hands for the actual act of climbing. Of course, if it is a small mountain, perhaps. Safety is important.

CAN’T DERRICK CLIMB THIS TABLE?

This might be tricky!

Here's one, how about the Black Gate of Mordor?

chupicron

Yes, but really, being constantly watched while doing so is very disconcerting.

Can he climb so high that his drill pierces the heavens?

montypla

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DRILL

Can Derrick climb the mast of a schooner?

jet-judo

He’d have climbed the schooner sooner, if it weren’t for a crooner in a tuner.